so basically um im horny
do you know what these all say?
"hi horny im dad"
(Source: um-stop, via darkcirclesandpalefaces)
(Source: mclentil, via darkcirclesandpalefaces)
when you look into the mirror after a day at school
i even procrastinate sleep
IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE
"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"
"i dont know if thats her"
"i rly dont think thats her guys"
AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO
"holy shit shes hot"
L I F E
YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU
OWN IT FOR ALL OF US
(Source: solarcrashx, via darkcirclesandpalefaces)
when you find a very funny meme
when you show your friend the humorous meme
and he also has a giggle at it